Most excellent gadget and pal
For a sofa –bound, on treatment gal
Watching the telly numbs out my brain
So I trance out with re-runs of Frasier, again
I've dumbed down and daytime tv is a boon
I'm catching up with Jonathon Ross, very soon
Oprah and Ellen and guests having a chat
2 phat ladies, phat phat farm, phat bikers, celebrity phat
House renovations that ended in hell
And the heat's on in the kitchen with top chefs who yell.
Desperate housewives, loose women, and sex in the city
And Stephen on QI being terribly witty
Oh and jo brand is funny and phat
(yup, big it up -- we're back to that)
I'm flicking the channels,
Finding game shows and panels
Of celebrity judges who give a chance
To talented street kids and dogs who can dance
And
You may think I've lost the plot
And wonder why I do not
Get up off the sofa
-I've become such a loafer
Get out, get a life, turn off the set
Ok, so; you're not on treatment, I bet
by eva day
Ha ha this is great! Very cute! I've taken to watching Tyra in the afternoon, she comes on at 2:30 which is aboout when I run out of any energy I may have had in the first place.
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